I got this letter today when checking into the Hilton hotel in Amsterdam (where the Social Media Forum Europe takes place) and part of that letter was too funny not to copy over here. Enjoy:
“All our rooms are equipped with Wireless High Speed Internet. You can easily install this on your laptop by connection through the wire available on your desk”
At least it works this wireless-internet-with-a-cable hence my ability to post this ;)
'Cross The Breeze 
That is really funny. So ironic.
Did you get a picture of it to post up?