Better safe than sorry is probably what they were thinking at Media Culpa.
“DISCLAIMER: Please read all instructions and warnings before use. Must be 18 years of age or older to proceed further. Enter at your own risk. Do not enter. Speed limit – 28.8 or higher. Stop here on red. Hostess will seat you. Trucks over 4 tons excluded. Void where prohibited by law. Some assembly required. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system – this is ONLY A TEST! List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Use only as directed. For indoor or outdoor use only…” (full disclaimer)
This is only a small extract out of his new blog disclaimer which is hilarious, I think you can safely say that everything is covered with this one ;-)
“This disclaimer may not be copied or reproduced in any form without the expressed written consent of whoever I stole it from”